For those of you who watch American Idol like me, you're probably wondering why in the hell Megan Joy Corkey was still around this week. If I had the time and less of a life, I would have actually sat there for the full 2 hours after Idol on Tuesday night and voted for everyone BUT her like 100 times each. She is by far, this year's Sanjaya or Amanda.
The girl is somewhat cute, I'll give her that. But, with those damn tattoos and her stupid outfits each week, that takes away any aesthetically pleasing aspect of her. Her voice? Sounds like a giraffe dying. She made that clear to everyone after this week's performance. And can I say enough about how God awful her "dancing" is?!?!? What the fuck IS that??? She only has two moves...and both suck beyond compare!
Every week I've been biting my nails and wondering when the hell the rest of America is going to get that bitch outta there! Tonight...I got my wish! However, it is with great spite that she left that stage. If she was going to go, she was going to make me vomit...or at least want to. Guess what Megan...success! You finally did something right in your life! When she walked...or should I say, flew...over to the stools, I felt the nausea coming over me. What the fuck was she doing? Flapping her arms and cawing like a bird?!?! WTF?!?! I prayed for someone to rush onto the stage and kick her ass right off. Needless to say, I was disappointed.
You know who didn't disappoint me tonight? Simon. Yes, Simon Fucking Cowell! What can I say? I love the guy. He says exactly what I would say...but more politically correct. I absolutely loved when he told Megan that she was so screwed. She got what was coming to her...that cocky little bitch. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Then again, it would be so much funnier if it did.